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dr p 
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 Topic: Boys are still boys
Posted: 24 Nov 2022 at 5:20pm |
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Alley and i were doing chores this morning when the neighbor called. Guess his 10 year old boy was playing, jumping from top of calf hutches to the next missed and landed on a t post. Turned himself into a human kabobs. Right through his nether regions. His dad qanted to know if i could patch him up. Too many little vessels down there but said we could do milk for him while they went to the er. Took two er facilities but six hours later, 10 stiches and a foley he got sent home. Going to be an interesting conversation 20 years from now on his wedding night. Alley laughed " harry potter thought he has a cool scar". That is the same boy thing i would have done 50 years ago.
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DMiller
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Posted: 24 Nov 2022 at 5:24pm |
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Scars of youth become Trophies of Survival for us Old Codgers!!!
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klinemar
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Posted: 24 Nov 2022 at 10:04pm |
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Man in the neighborhood who has passed away long time ago was sliding down a hay rope and forgot about the hook at the end. Lost one testicle! I guess that's why the good Lord gave us two as he married and had Kids!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 25 Nov 2022 at 1:37am |
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The old lady....ooooops.....I mean the loving wife and I were talking about this same thing the other night, both agree'd we didn't know how we lived thru our childhoods! glad your nieghbors kid will be o-k!
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DiyDave
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Posted: 25 Nov 2022 at 4:43am |
 klinemar wrote:
Man in the neighborhood who has passed away long time ago was sliding down a hay rope and forgot about the hook at the end. Lost one testicle! I guess that's why the good Lord gave us two as he married and had Kids! |
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 25 Nov 2022 at 7:28am |
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Friend of mine, as a young boy, was showing off to his friends one time, popping wheelies with his bicycle....with no seat on it! Similar results. He has fathered a few kids though.
Darrel
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