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shameless dude 
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 Topic: the old lady....
Posted: 10 Apr 2020 at 9:52pm |
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oooops….I mean the loving wife left me! was just sitting here having supper, ribeye steaks, garlic/cheeze bread, my special beans, and a bottle of wine. we ate happily through the meal, I raised a cheek and blasted a HUGE one! and after about 4-5 more blasts...she left the table and went upstairs! guess it wasn't enough that I had left over beans this noon and now made a whole new batch for tonight! still have some leftovers for tomarrow now too! gonna top the fuel off on the "machine" for the holiday. maybe go out and make a snow angel...prolly look funny if it has a skid mark on it? think i'll take a break and go outside to let this room air out! little does she know, hot air rises! hehehehe! wish I could bottle this...i'd send it to some of my best bud's! Joe...you is missing out tonight!
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JC-WI
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Posted: 10 Apr 2020 at 10:15pm |
"I mean the loving wife left me!" Even that tidbit was more than what we needed to know...
... can't ye keep it all to yurseff?
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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desertjoe
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Posted: 10 Apr 2020 at 10:54pm |
 shameless dude wrote:
oooops….I mean the loving wife left me! was just sitting here having supper, ribeye steaks, garlic/cheeze bread, my special beans, and a bottle of wine. we ate happily through the meal, I raised a cheek and blasted a HUGE one! and after about 4-5 more blasts...she left the table and went upstairs! guess it wasn't enough that I had left over beans this noon and now made a whole new batch for tonight! still have some leftovers for tomarrow now too! gonna top the fuel off on the "machine" for the holiday. maybe go out and make a snow angel...prolly look funny if it has a skid mark on it? think i'll take a break and go outside to let this room air out! little does she know, hot air rises! hehehehe! wish I could bottle this...i'd send it to some of my best bud's! Joe...you is missing out tonight! |
NAW,,Shameless,,,I'm perfectly fine over a thousand miles from thet ,,,"aroma"...and,,,,and,,up wind even better,,,,,  IF you tried to bottle that chit,,,they would put you in jail for sure,,,, 
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klinemar
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Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 4:54am |
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Big Hog Farms around here are cleaning their pits. I doubt I could smell you Shameless!
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 6:55am |
Is that them Aronia Berries, He's always talkin about ?
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 9:10am |
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How in tarnation can you trust a fart, much less a half dozen of them, at your age.
Reminds me of a story. This Fella (we'll call him Shameless for simplicity sake) got invited over to his new girlfriend's house for supper. Un-fortunately Shameless had eaten a couple beef and bean burritos for lunch earlier that day, and was feeling the pressure. About 10 minutes into supper, ole Shameless couldn't help himself, and let one slip out. The girlfriend kind of wrinkles up her nose and tells the dog, Rover, who was curled up under Shameless chair, that he had better leave the room. But Rover stays. Shameless thinks it's pretty cool that the dog got blamed for his flatulence. So, he lets another one rip a few minutes later, little louder, a little longer, and a little deadlier. Again, the gal pal says, a little louder this time, "Rover, get out of her now!" Rover stays, and Shameless is really soaking this up, that the dog again got blamed for his fart. Thinks this could go on all night. Hee hee! Sooooo, a few minutes later, Shameless lets the big bomb go! Girlfriend gets up, grabs Rover by the collar and says I warned you enough times, now let's get you out of here before he really chits on you! Darrel
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desertjoe
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Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 9:18am |
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shameless dude
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Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 10:02pm |
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LOL...that's the dif between city gals and country gals!
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