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    Posted: 29 Oct 2019 at 6:58am
Saw this poor WD advertised for sale and could not come up with a deserving comment.

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Oh my!
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New radiator, and slightly modified sheet metal to fit new radiator.
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Ok it has a few issues I agree. 
I dont think he will get the $2500? But he is willing to trade and every one wants to trade. So I think he will get a well used ATV, maybe with some custom features too! 
The radiator mods are one I have never seen before. Very creative! Took some thinking! I wonder what the hatch is for in the hood?  

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Chris, it serves the same purpose as the bolts on either side of Frankenstein's neck.   
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I have never seen a radiator like that on an Allis tractor
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Must have had plenty of incorrect decals lying around.
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well as you guys know, correct parts for these old tractors are hard to find, so do what you have toLOLLOLLOL
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The rest of the tractor looks decent. Find some used parts and get that front back to stock and would maybe make a good unit. :-)
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Come on guys that's not a new rad, it's a/c condenser !
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With new, improved, larger capacity cooling system.
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AutoDave  LOL LOL LOL
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Not even a bargain at half the price Wink
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Oh my, my $300 WD I bought this past spring was a bargain. And it had new rear tires!
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$250 would be plenty for me. YUCK!
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Even comes with a bird house on the right fender!
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The owner certainly isn't interested in restoring it to original condition. LOL!!!
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At least he put a lot of consideration into a good exhaust rain cap.
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Ah come on, this B is a great deal! Only $2200!

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What brand tractor is it?

I meant the first one with all the AC decals on it, trying to be funny.

I think the B is about the most UGLY tractor paint job I've seen, right up there with painting one JD green and yellow!


Edited by JohnCO - 31 Oct 2019 at 11:02am
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It's an Allis Chalmers B in clown clothes
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that is one ugly paint job
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Mines camo so you can't see it outside of the garage. Wink
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Remember Pinky? I forget what model she used, but she had it painted pink. She participated in tractor pulling.
She posted on here for a couple of years. It's been a while.

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Yeah, I remember Pinky.  If memory serves me right, I think she was running a B.
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I wonder what the trap door on top of the hood is for ? Definitely had a surplus of A-C decals. The radiator hole looks looks like it was cut out with a dull swede saw. Just Wrong on so many levels.
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Now be careful on that paint! I resemble that remark with all my painted lady WD series tractors trying to look like some modern D series! Just sayin! 

Hey its clean and will be preserved for another 60 years! Wow yellowgreen and red! Kind of glad Allis didnt choose those colors!

How did Allis & company pick Persian Orange? Was it to be outstanding in the field? Thats a poor joke at best!

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 Chris
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How did Allis & company pick Persian Orange? Was it to be outstanding in the field? Thats a poor joke at best!

Regards,
 Chris
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If you have not heard,back when AC was using a "oliver green" (I didn't want to have any confusion on that other green)paint one of the big wigs visited California in spring and saw the poppies blooming making a hillside orange. And the rest is history,also a sad joke as Allis Gleaner Company forgets there ever was CryCryCry Persian Orange.
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