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Thad in AR. 
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 5:37am |
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Jenny and I had an argument and I won.
Ya see I was in the bathroom standing on the scales squeezing my belly in as much as I could. Jenny walks in and says squeezing your belly in won’t help anything. I said yes it will no it won’t yes it will. She asks how I figure it helps? I told her when I stand on the scale relaxed and look down I can’t see the numbers but when I squeeze my belly in I can see the numbers.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 6:06am |
UMMmm,,,,,,,UHHHHhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,HMMmmmmmmm,Hey Thad,,,as much as I want to stay on your good side,,,,,,UMMmmm,,I think you gonna lose this one,,You know them weemen also like to let a man "think" he's won,,,cause they's already plannin how they fixin to make you pay  I used to ask the wife where they all buy thet book they use,,,she'd just look at me and smile,,,,,,  She also never would tell me why a woman will cross her legs and kinda teasingly keep swing the one leg,,,,???? Chit,,I'm outa here,,,,,,
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Stan IL&TN
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 7:41am |
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Should have said "yes dear" but you had to go there didn't you.🙄
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farmboy520
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 8:15am |
Give him a break, he's a newly wed He'll learn
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Grayray
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 8:48am |
When you squeezed in your belly and could see the numbers, could you also see anything else, like your toes, or your........ 
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 9:47am |
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Yes I could see my toes. They were right by the numbers. Lol
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Ray54
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 12:38pm |
Enjoy it when you can Thad.
It's the war not one battle. But hay enjoy what you can. But it does help to learn "yes dear"
The last battle I won was very pain full in the end but it is sweet to think of the few minutes of victory. Cause they sure don't let us have many wins. She told me I was looking real sick and needed to go to the doctor on Monday. I won cause told her, cannot Monday is a legal holiday. But I spent most of that summer in the dang old hospital,well 13 days and then another 6 plus a few over nights. I call it the summer from hell. But they finally got the rotted gallblader out of me so I can still laugh at Shameless shenanigans. 
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 1:28pm |
 Ray54 wrote:
Enjoy it when you can Thad.
It's the war not one battle. But hay enjoy what you can. But it does help to learn "yes dear"
The last battle I won was very pain full in the end but it is sweet to think of the few minutes of victory. Cause they sure don't let us have many wins. She told me I was looking real sick and needed to go to the doctor on Monday. I won cause told her, cannot Monday is a legal holiday. But I spent most of that summer in the dang old hospital,well 13 days and then another 6 plus a few over nights. I call it the summer from hell. But they finally got the rotted gallblader out of me so I can still laugh at Shameless shenanigans. |
Well Ray I’m proud you won one battle.👍 all jokes aside the hospital stay wouldn’t be worth one small win. That’s scary but I’m glad you’re here to tell it.
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Scott B
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 1:32pm |
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Glad they don’t make those scales bigger and more elongated.....I can’t see all the numbers wo my glasses so I just round down......
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fixer1958
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 1:48pm |
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I believe they call that 'Dickeedo, Belly sticks out enough you can't see what your Dickeedo'
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 3:08pm |
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Newly weds?
She walks by while he is on the scales and he can't see the numbers because of his belly.
The honeymoon must be over.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 27 Aug 2019 at 9:06pm |
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at least he didn't tell her to gits on that scale!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 28 Aug 2019 at 4:35am |
PSSsssttt,,,the way I get around this is,,,,,,,I do not allow any scales in the house That way,,you don't got to answer any questions like,," Does this make me look fat?"
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 28 Aug 2019 at 7:59am |
No honey. It makes me look desperate.
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Stan IL&TN
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Posted: 28 Aug 2019 at 8:39am |
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You can get one of those talking scales. You know the one that says "OMG GET OFF!!" When you step on it.😆
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desertjoe
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Posted: 29 Aug 2019 at 2:03am |
Stan IL&TN wrote:
You can get one of those talking scales. You know the one that says "OMG GET OFF!!" When you step on it.😆 |
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Posted: 29 Aug 2019 at 8:51am |
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Last time I got on the scale it said one at a time please.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 29 Aug 2019 at 10:28pm |
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git 2 scales, one for each foot?
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 30 Aug 2019 at 6:16am |
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Wow this is getting to be a heavy topic.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 30 Aug 2019 at 6:35am |
chaskaduo wrote:
Wow this is getting to be a heavy topic. |
He he he. Good’en👍
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darrel in ND
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