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    Posted: 16 Nov 2018 at 5:34am
After work yesterday. I saw a boy eating a bag full of chocolate. An old man approached the boy and said “young man it’s not good for you to eat that much chocolate”. The boy looked at the old man and said I’ll have you know my grandpa lived to be 112. The old man asked did he eat that much chocolate? The boy said no but he did mind his own business.

3 bikers died one winter day. They all met St Peter at the same time. St Peter asked if they knew what day it was? They all said no. He told them that it’s Christmas and they must prove that they are carrying the Spirit of Christmas with them.
The first guy pulled a cigarette lighter out and said look a Christmas candle.
The second guy pulled out some keys and shook them. He said look Christmas bells. The third guy pulled a pair of panties out of his pocket and says those are Carols.
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 Excellent way to start the day,,,,!!!!ClapClap
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