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    Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 2:44am
a valuable lesson last night! don't eat a can of baked beans....then take a Lasix pill afterwards!
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I am not sure that I want to know the result of that combination. Darrel
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Blasting zone sign needed??
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I don't know what lassix pills do to a person, but I am wondering if his fart ran down his leg. ..? Darrel
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Originally posted by darrel in ND darrel in ND wrote:

I don't know what lassix pills do to a person, but I am wondering if his fart ran down his leg. ..? Darrel

Lasix is a diuretic, gets rid of excess fluid in your body and makes you have to pee very often. Don't know what the combination of Lasix and baked beans produced but I am sure it was not pretty.
Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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May be you should write a book about it. Picking a title should be fun. Randy
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Maybe he stepped out to water the grass from his porch stoop and had jet propulsion from his after burner that sent him out across the lawn...Ermm   LOL
He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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Just on a side note in case some of you have been wondering.............
Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Them baked beans don't bother me but I hate that Lasik. You can't go anywhere unless ya have a pee jug or bathroom handy. If Shameless is a rocketeer, that's probably a shameful combo.  Sick
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Y'all know the difference between diarrhea and the s. ..?

If you make it to the toilet, then it's the diarrhea

Darrel
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Does diarrhea run in your genes?😂
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One post I don't want pictures for! Now if I can shake the image in my head! LOLOLOL 
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Does diarrhea run in your genes?😂
 
 
That paints a bad picture in my head! lol   But a good quote!
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[TUBE]xkId_c_dVfA[/TUBE]
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I knows I is stayin away from Blair for awhile....
 never knows when the next can a beans get expelled... I mean opened.
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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Hoping he don't start using that combo in that darn Ol snow mochine next winter. Brown drippy snow, the thought is revolting.
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I hate them electric farts........

.....they got a little juice to 'em.
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Baked beans and pineapple produces Hawaiian music.

Dusty 
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This post gives new meaning to the word “Chart”
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Or would that be PARTS (Pee & Farts). Wink
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Well Shameless, so far we've all just been a guessing about the outcome of that ordeal. Are you going to let us all know what the result was that made you "learn"? Are we pretty much spot on, or are the actual results not appropriate to post here? Darrel
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ya'll pretty much pegged it! whew!
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it sucks....when you can't trust a phart!
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Darrel....if'n you'd takes one of them Lasix pills, you could have irrigated that corn field! there are all kinds and sizes of pills out there....you just gotta watch out on them little ones!
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   Well,,I know bout them Lasisk pills as the wife gained so much weight from pre, during, and post surgery due to the massive amounts of antibiotics and all them other drugs given to her to stave off the infection. Now, she has to take em to get rid of all the excess fluids in her body,,,which means,,,,,lots of trips to the potty,,,,and,,,,and,,,guess who has to get up at all hours to "help",,,,,,,,,,and I hate em ,,,,!!!   
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gits her a funnel/hose/bucket!
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

gits her a funnel/hose/bucket!

  Now,,,"WHY" ,,,did I NOT anticipate such a response from my best'ist friend,,,,??LOLLOL

  You're too much  Good Buddy,,,,but,,,but,,you have given me one heck of an idea,,,,I'm wonderin if the cute little Home Health nurse would show me how to install a catherter,,thas a great idea,,,,(maybe),,,,Wink
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I couldn’t help but giggle at this thread. The sad part is I completely believe you.

I bet you could shart through a screen door and not touch a wire. Lmao
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I thought this was a Allis site??  And here are all youse guys talking about what comes of a JD.....whew...is right!
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