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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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a valuable lesson last night! don't eat a can of baked beans....then take a Lasix pill afterwards!
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darrel in ND ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8715 |
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I am not sure that I want to know the result of that combination. Darrel
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Dave in PA ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Mars/Wexford PA Points: 2628 |
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Blasting zone sign needed??
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darrel in ND ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8715 |
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I don't know what lassix pills do to a person, but I am wondering if his fart ran down his leg. ..? Darrel
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Hubert (Ga)engine7 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6465 |
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Lasix is a diuretic, gets rid of excess fluid in your body and makes you have to pee very often. Don't know what the combination of Lasix and baked beans produced but I am sure it was not pretty.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Randy WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Jan 2014 Location: Ogema, WI Points: 838 |
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May be you should write a book about it. Picking a title should be fun. Randy
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 34305 |
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Maybe he stepped out to water the grass from his porch stoop and had jet propulsion from his after burner that sent him out across the lawn...
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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Hubert (Ga)engine7 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6465 |
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Just on a side note in case some of you have been wondering.............
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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Them baked beans don't bother me but I hate that Lasik. You can't go anywhere unless ya have a pee jug or bathroom handy. If Shameless is a rocketeer, that's probably a shameful combo.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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darrel in ND ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8715 |
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Y'all know the difference between diarrhea and the
![]() If you make it to the toilet, then it's the diarrhea Darrel |
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Thad in AR. ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9648 |
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Does diarrhea run in your genes?😂
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Unit3 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 17 Oct 2009 Location: NC Iowa Points: 5595 |
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One post I don't want pictures for! Now if I can shake the image in my head! LOLOLOL
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2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C
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Dave in PA ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Mars/Wexford PA Points: 2628 |
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That paints a bad picture in my head! lol But a good quote!
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DiyDave ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 54039 |
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[TUBE]xkId_c_dVfA[/TUBE]
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 34305 |
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I knows I is stayin away from Blair for awhile....
never knows when the next can a beans get expelled... I mean opened.
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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HD6GTOM ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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Hoping he don't start using that combo in that darn Ol snow mochine next winter. Brown drippy snow, the thought is revolting.
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iowallis ![]() Silver Level ![]() Joined: 04 Jun 2017 Location: North Iowa Points: 370 |
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I hate them electric farts........
.....they got a little juice to 'em.
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Dusty MI ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Charlotte, Mi Points: 5059 |
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Baked beans and pineapple produces Hawaiian music.
Dusty
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Thad in AR. ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9648 |
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This post gives new meaning to the word “Chart”
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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Or would that be PARTS (Pee & Farts).
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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darrel in ND ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8715 |
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Well Shameless, so far we've all just been a guessing about the outcome of that ordeal. Are you going to let us all know what the result was that made you "learn"? Are we pretty much spot on, or are the actual results not appropriate to post here? Darrel
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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ya'll pretty much pegged it! whew!
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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it sucks....when you can't trust a phart!
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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Darrel....if'n you'd takes one of them Lasix pills, you could have irrigated that corn field! there are all kinds and sizes of pills out there....you just gotta watch out on them little ones!
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13692 |
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Well,,I know bout them Lasisk pills as the wife gained so much weight from pre, during, and post surgery due to the massive amounts of antibiotics and all them other drugs given to her to stave off the infection. Now, she has to take em to get rid of all the excess fluids in her body,,,which means,,,,,lots of trips to the potty,,,,and,,,,and,,,guess who has to get up at all hours to "help",,,,,,,,,,and I hate em ,,,,!!!
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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gits her a funnel/hose/bucket!
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13692 |
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Now,,,"WHY" ,,,did I NOT anticipate such a response from my best'ist friend,,,,?? ![]() ![]() You're too much Good Buddy,,,,but,,,but,,you have given me one heck of an idea,,,,I'm wonderin if the cute little Home Health nurse would show me how to install a catherter,,thas a great idea,,,,(maybe),,,,
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AllisChalmers37 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Jul 2010 Location: London,KY Points: 1846 |
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I couldn’t help but giggle at this thread. The sad part is I completely believe you.
I bet you could shart through a screen door and not touch a wire. Lmao |
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Ted J ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18943 |
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I thought this was a Allis site?? And here are all youse guys talking about what comes of a JD.....whew...is right!
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