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    Posted: 30 Jul 2018 at 8:29am

Subject:The Chicken Test.....THIS IS FUNNY!

 

The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not
to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

 

Scientists
at NASA built
a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the
strength of the windshields.

British
engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. 

 

WHEN
THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED  AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOFSHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL  CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE
BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW.  THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.

 

NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO

 

"DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)

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Takes me back about 25 years when I first heard that one.
 
Good one though.
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That's a good one with one thing incorrect.  It wasn't the British, it was Canada that borrowed it!LOLLOL
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well for what it is worth, Ive always heard it attributed to the Britts…...but frankly, I have also always had serious doubt to the validity of the account.
But that's just me
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don't matter who borrowed it, that's funny!
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LOLLOLLOLLOL  Good one.
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