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DiyDave
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Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 6:20am |
30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
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plummerscarin
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Stan IL&TN
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Red...........no wait, green.
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1957 WD45 dad's first AC
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Dipstick In
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2? Or were they just "saving" themselves for after the ceremony??
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You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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shameless dude
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all of them
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Tbone95
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darrel in ND
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28
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thendrix
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How many did?
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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klinemar
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The 30 Cows gave 600 lbs. of milk and the 28 Chickens gave 14 eggs. The other 14 Chickens were soup!
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Tbone95
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LouSWPA
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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tadams(OH)
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I agree with Shameless
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mdm1
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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Gary
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10 ate clover ! |
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DMiller
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I am seriously thinking Blue right now!! Has to be right, Blue!
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truckerfarmer
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Looking at the past to see the future.
'53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
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Ted J
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OK SMARTY PANTS,,,,,,,,,,,,what's the second or (hidden) part of this question?
I'd say: 30 cows,,,,,,, 28 chickens,,,,,,,,,, SO,,,,,,,,ONLY TWO of them cows got ,,,,,,,,,,er um,,,,,,,,,, bred for the following year...so,,,,,,,,,, TWO..... and that's all I've got to say on that,,,,,,,,pfffft!! |
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"Allis-Express"
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truckerfarmer
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So how long you gonna leave em hanging Dave?
I know the answer. This joke works better when spoken instead of written. Hard to get the pause for effect. |
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Looking at the past to see the future.
'53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
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LouSWPA
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30 cows, twenty ate chickens
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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DiyDave
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Dipstick In
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And she ain't even blonde,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well,, I ain't either and I didn't...................
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You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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desertjoe
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10,,,,,, |
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darrel in ND
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Oh, I would have caught on sooner, but I have never seen a cow eat a chicken before, and found it illogical. LOL! Darrel
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Ted J
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Now if'n you would have said 30 foxes or coyotes......
I'm with you Darrel, I've never seen a cow eat a chicken. Heck, I've never even seen a cow step ON a chicken... |
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"Allis-Express"
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Dusty MI
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But I've had them step on my toe's.
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darrel in ND
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But, Ted. If he had said fox or coyote, it would have to read like this: "20 fox in the hen house. 28 chickens. How many didn't"? Cause they would ALL eat chicken! Darrel |
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DiyDave
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WOW, this thread has gone on WAY longer than I expected!
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