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nella(Pa) 
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 Topic: Estate Planning
Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 9:52am |
My buddy was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. He wanted two things: • to learn how to invest his inheritance and, • to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Two weeks later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at estate planning than men…
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DMiller
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Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 10:37am |
LOL!!!!!!  
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jaybmiller
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Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 12:11pm |
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sad thing is I think I KNOW women like that....
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desertjoe
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Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 7:33pm |
Now,,,THAT right there is a woman that you gotta have some extreme caution when she is around,,,,,,,,  
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JohnColo
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Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 9:30pm |
A man takes his wife to get tested for COVID Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you your wife’s test results were mixed up with another patient’s. We’re not sure if she has COVID or Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: So what should I do now?
Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don’t open the door.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 31 Oct 2020 at 11:09pm |
During the flight an attendant asked the cowboy if he would like a drink.
"Sure thing, I'll have a Jack and Coke, please." said the cowboy.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
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at the notion, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know that was an option."
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 01 Nov 2020 at 7:51am |
NOW THATS FUNNY !
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Tbone95
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