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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 6:19pm |
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My girls have a Valentine's dance at school tomorrow. Cora has 3 or 4 little t**ds wanting to "take her to the dance". I know I'm very early on this but I got to thinking what should I say to their boyfriends when we meet the first time. There's always the classics "whatever you do to her I'll do to you", "you make her cry I'll make you cry", "I got no problem going back to prison", etc..
I'm kinda leaning in a different direction. I discussed this with my brother and his girlfriend last night and they thought I was on the right track in going for the shock factor. Now imagine you're a teen aged kid meeting your dates parents. As your headed to the door I'm going to say with a very stern face "let me ask you a question". You're going to turn around and say "what's that sir" or "what's that", or if you're the little t**d I was when I was a teenager you'll say "what?" At that point I'll walk up and say "do you believe I'll F$&K you up or do I need to prove it?" And hopefully you'll stand there with a bit of a dumbfounded look and I'll say "have a good time.... Home by 10"
Now I know it's not going to go like this but a man can dream can't he?
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 6:25pm |
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Can feel for ya H, was with neighbor splitting firewood when his daughter's first real date arrived. All we had to do was look at him and he did NOT want to come back around us, as well treated her with Utmost Respect, she was furious.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 7:06pm |
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 7:13pm |
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when i first met my future father in law, he was pulling a motor out of his dads old 1962 Chevy truck and cussing it.... I told him to wait till sat**day and i will come and do it for you !! ..........He thought i was the best thing that ever happened to his daughter !
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 7:17pm |
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I am a priest, therefore no kids,,, but I can clearly understand how you want the guy to know how valuable your daughter is. How strong is she?...not muscles but brainwise, able to 'handle her own' ... It is a fine line to scare the guy and not make things backfire with your daughter.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 7:41pm |
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 7:44pm |
my daughter brought her new boyfriend home from college to meet us. i was sitting at the table cleaning my deer rifle for fun because she told me he was expecting it  what he didn't expect was a 30-30 round I had in my hand being tossed across the room to him. then I said "hurt my daughter and the next one will be a lot faster"
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 8:41pm |
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Tyler, just tell him that he will decompose in that chicken litter quickly. Granddaughter's new boy friend is scared of me and I have been nice to him. I did mention something about needing to buy a backhoe because I was running out of abandoned wells. And he knows I have taught her how to handle a pistol, rifle and shotgun. What he doesn't know is that he REALLY DOES NOT want to pi$$ off Grandma.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 9:11pm |
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My friend was a policeman and when his daughter started dating he just happened to have all his guns out cleaning them and he was a big man and just said have her home by whatever time he decided normally 10 and they always had her back early.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 9:29pm |
well, by the time my daughters were that age I already had a pretty good reputation with the local kids. It was well known that I had turned my eldest son into the State Police for theft. So, they all knew I was serious. And, I was always open carry when they came sniffing around. I would ask where they were taking my daughter, and what time they would be home. dance, roller skating, etc was the answer, and then I would say, fine, drive carefully, and do not stop the car anywhere, for any reason, except traffic signals. if you need gas, go get it and come back for (my daughter). now, here's the thing, I am not going to threaten you, that would be illegal, however, I think it is fair to point out, and (my daughter) will agree, I have a short fuse, very short in some cases. So, the rule is, never, ever, be in a stopped car with my daughter unless it is an emergency, never, ever be anywhere we didn't already agree to, with my daughter, and never, ever, get back a minuet late! (my daughter)'s mother and I have invested quite a bit in raising her, and we have become quite fond of her. It would upset me tremendously if any harm came to her while with you. If you can live by those rules, you can relax, and have a good time. Both of my girls could probably still quote this speech.
Oh, and after a couple dates with a given boy, I would give him my 'sex' talk! That one was always fun! more than one never came back.
Edited by LouSWPA - 11 Feb 2021 at 9:31pm
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 9:31pm |
All youse guys are hillarious,,,,,and,,,,and,,,mean,,,!!!!, 
According to me,,,we was lucky that we only had 5 boys,,,and after the 3rd boy,,the wife started to get antsy bout ever havin a pretty little girl of our own,,
Well,, the 4th one was also a strappin BOY and dang did she howl for an hour all the time yellin at the Dr to ,,"TAKE IT BACK, I DON'T WANT IT" I tried to tell her,,,This way we don't gots to worry bout all them mean little boys comin around when they is Teenagers. That went over like a sack of old rocks,,!!
Well,,,bout 2 years later and it that time again for our #5 ,,and when the Dr told her,,,,"It's ANOTHER Boy" ,,,whoa,,, did the screaming start all over again with all kinds of threats ,,,,against ,,,ME!!! The good Dr tried to calm things down by tellin her,,,,Ma'am, we don't need any more Cheerleaders,,,what we need are Football Players" That's when the scraeming REALLY got going, and I had to leave else she said she was gonna do HARM to my,,,my,,,,,you know,,,, I tried to tell her ,,"This way we won't have to worry bout them dang teenaged boys coming sneakin around,,,,we just gotta worry bout THEM gettin shot cause THEY is out ssneakin around themselves,,,,,
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Posted: 11 Feb 2021 at 9:43pm |
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Those are some pretty good ones. FloydKS, yes my daughters are both very smart, very respectful girls. Especially to me and my wife. On top of that, Evie has her first degree black belt in Taekwondo and Cora is working on it. They also like to shoot. If they get in a situation where they can't handle themselves it won't be for a lack of trying. I feel safe to say that by the time they get to dating age I'll feel more than comfortable to tell them about the most vulnerable portions of the male anatomy. You know.... Tell them where to aim
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 1:01am |
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I feel your pain as my wife and I are raising a teenage daughter who fortunately for now is more focused on her grades than guys but that day will come. I remember after my sister brought home a couple "winners" when she was in her 20s that my brother and I didn't approve worthy of our little sis, being the protective older brothers we are. The next time we presented the potential candidate with an application to date our sister. The chap returned at the next visit with the completed application and a letter of recommendation from a high up coworker at Pillsbury. Well he surprised us, passed the interview and they have been happily married for 24 years.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 5:01am |
 FloydKS wrote:
I am a priest, therefore no kids,,, but I can clearly understand how you want the guy to know how valuable your daughter is. How strong is she?...not muscles but brainwise, able to 'handle her own' ... It is a fine line to scare the guy and not make things backfire with your daughter.
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Sometimes there is no thin line because of various reasons. I better count my three lucky stars. Those parents need a lot of help!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 5:07am |
Hubert (Ga)engine7 wrote:
What he doesn't know is that he REALLY DOES NOT want to pi$$ off Grandma. |
Hey Hubert, I"ll bet we would like to read some deliberation about that statement   I know that we all have been there!!!!
Edited by nella(Pa) - 12 Feb 2021 at 5:11am
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 5:28am |
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Kid I received the KW from in OK has a just turned 17yo, she is cute and smart and lanky, has all manner of boys lining up trying for attention. He and I reflected on this last night. She is not in a hurry as has told her dad, to get laid. Has no current desire for that, school is her primary concern carrying a 4.1GPA and working extra credits to push that higher to gain College Scholarship. She does have a boyfriend, maybe two as Jeff was uncertain, but they do not gain her attentions very easily, smart kid.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 8:21am |
Thought about having the following song playing in the background when when that day comes https://youtu.be/FlDGFrP4NgI
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 11:50am |
I had some college classes with a girl who told me that her dad had a requirement that the second date she went on with a guy would be a double date with her parents. she told me that she had several guys with whom she only had one date as they didn't want to do the double with her parents. His view was that no matter now nervous or worried they were, if they were willing to do that, it spoke well for them.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 12:08pm |
First question.... Do you enjoy turning wrenches on tractors and pickups ? If 'yes', got a winner if 'no', .....next !!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 2:30pm |
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Boy o boy, that’s why I waited to start dating until I moved out of the house. I never dated a girl that still lived at home with her parents.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 6:27pm |
When my daughter started dating I would show the boy a card that I carried with me. It showed a "hillbilly" standing at a gun shop counter holding a shot gun, on the county was a sign that said shot gun silencer. Below that was a caption that the father said "my daughter wants a quite weddin". present Son in law was the only not scared to death of me.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 7:23pm |
Try introducing yourself first and get started on the right foot, he may become your SIL. He'll have more respect for you and your daughter and shows what you are expecting.
First off, you can be thankful you brought her up that someone thinks enough of her to ask for her company to go out.
Second, you tell her you want to meet him,
third, he must come to the door, you daughter wants and deserves to be escorted to the vehicle and he must open the door.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 2:39am |
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greet the young man in a happy friendly way, be nice to him, make him your friend, and deep down he won't want to disapoint you or your little girl!
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 11:32am |
Ya know,,a good many years down the road from since I been tryin to convince the wife that having 5 boys was better that having to worry bout them dang teenage boys come sneakin around,,,she STILL ain't forgiven me for makin all boys,,,,, She never did believe me when I tell her,,"I was wantin a little girl since the second boy",,just wasn't meant to be,,I guess.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 2:39pm |
shameless dude wrote:
greet the young man in a happy friendly way, be nice to him, make him your friend, and deep down he won't want to disapoint you or your little girl! |
I try to do that approach but come hay season if they won’t help me get up hay they don’t need to come around for anything else lol
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 5:57pm |
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Not really sure what’s up with that girl of mine. She’s 23, in college still, hasn’t had a boyfriend in over 5 years. The last one she had, senior year homecoming, I didn’t like that kid. He wouldn’t come near me, say anything around me, just gave off a bad vibe. Sure enough, about a month of dating and he sent my girl a D picture. She instantly gave him the heave ho. She had one a year before him that I liked, he’s still friends with the family, but no interest anymore it seems. Interesting times.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 7:46pm |
Red Bank wrote:
shameless dude wrote:
greet the young man in a happy friendly way, be nice to him, make him your friend, and deep down he won't want to disapoint you or your little girl! |
I try to do that approach but come hay season if they won’t help me get up hay they don’t need to come around for anything else lol |
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 7:47pm |
Hey TBone,,,UMmmmm what,,,(If I may ask) is a D pic,,,?
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Posted: 13 Feb 2021 at 9:16pm |
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Raised two daughters; now have a SIL that we respect highly. I’ve always treated the first meetings with respect.
When I was “runnin” I had met a girl I really liked. Called after a first date and wanted to arrange another. Her Dad answered and thought he was quite the jokester....asking if I was gay, did I just get out of prison or was I the guy that stopped by last night. I ended the call by saying I didn’t appreciate the jokes and ask that he just tell her I called; I never called her back and doubt she got the message as I never heard back.
often think back to that girl and picture her thinking it was something wrong w her and didn’t know the reality was she had an azz hole dad.
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Posted: 14 Feb 2021 at 6:53am |
Have a daughter and 2 boy's. I didn't have to do much as far as intimidation. Just let the wife handle it. She had to go to anger management classes for attacking a boyfriend.
A couple of one of the boy's girlfriends didn't fair so well either. Nothing physical happened but Wow.
No one went to jail and none have done drugs and all are doing very well for themselves so I think we at least did OK in that respect.
None of my girlfriends parents liked me much except my present in laws. I think it may be because I held a job and knew how to fish and drove a truck with no AC.
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