Worse Golf foursome ever(H)

that's good!

What's par ??? Wink

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, Im not a virgin."

The husband replies, "Thats no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, Ive been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, hes rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "Im hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldnt do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"Hed come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "Im still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldnt do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"Hed come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish hes tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! Im calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." Wink

I thought a hole in one was a good score................

I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now.

an an an go for the flag?

He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."

There was a 30 something very shy single man who loved golf. His co-workers were worried about his dating situation and offered advice on how to get a date, which was an ad on Craigslist.

A few weeks later he meets a lady from his Craigslist ad and they go out. He dates her for several months and decides that "shes the one" and proposes. He tells her that he loves her but he has a secret, he also loves golf, so much so if he isn't working he will probably be golfing until dark every night if the weather was fit and wanted her to know.

The lady responds "I also have a secret, I'am a hooker". The young man responds "that's okay, a few lessons with the club pro will straighten that swing out".

Edited by iowallis - 19 Apr 2018 at 3:56pm

OMG

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Thanks, I haven't had a good laugh like that in a while LOL

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