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darrel in ND
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Thought I responded to that poem yesterday, but I see it's not there now. Yes, I got a good chuckle out of that poem also. Darrel
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shameless (ne)
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LMAO....
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Ian Beale
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Darrel
You could try this on Shameless " Trouble Brewing
Claude Morris
He came walking through the forest in the summer's glaring sun In his left hand was a bottle, in the other was a gun. His beard was wild and bushy and his hair was shaggy too And his old straw hat was full of holes where tufts of hair came through.
I stood and waited for him as he came with steady stride And I studied his appearance till he halted by my side. He wasn't old, nor was he young, but somewhere in between, And his heavy eyebrows almost hid his eyes of greyish green.
Then he handed me the bottle. “You must have a drink” he said, And I heard him cock the rifle he presented at my head. “Yes, take a swig of my home brew and you will be the first To have a chance of trying out my recipe for thirst”.
The rifle never wavered, and it pointed straight at me, And that close-up gaping barrel was a nasty thing to see. I lifted up the bottle with a very shaky hand And a silent prayer to Heaven as I followed his command.
I swallowed twice and God Above! That brew had come from Hell! I know my head exploded and it drowned my dying yell. I fell upon the dusty ground and grovelled there in pain Vowing he could shoot me but I wouldn't drink again.
When pain and shock receded and I staggered to my feet, It was awful! It was awful! I could hear my voice repeat. Then I heard the brewer speaking and he said “Yes, I agree! Now give me back the bottle and you hold the gun on me”! |
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shameless (ne)
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LMAO......whew!
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darrel in ND
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Shameless, I didn't know they made a beer that didn't give ya the squirts. I didn't even know that a turd was supposed to be solid until I was 30 years old. Darrel
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shameless (ne)
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if'n I drinks any beer, and it don't gives me the squirts or a headache then it's a pretty fair beer! taste helps a lot too! a local store used to sell "pepper beer" I don't remember who made it, but it has a jalapeno pepper in the bottom of each bottle. now that beer tasted great....until the pepper taste hit you a few seconds later. I remember my nephews (before they were of drinking age) wanted to drinks sum beer with me. so one night I fed them that beer, to this day they don't drink any beer and they are in their 30's! LMAO! and I gave the rest of the bottles to my sargent cuz he liked hot spiced food! he came in the next day and called me all kinds of nasty names and then I had to do foot patrol for a week! whew!
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Ian Beale
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Shameless One ecology text I thought I should take more notice of after I read this bit "Even a gallon of beer takes 150 gallons of water to make - most of which seems to end up in the beer" On beer temperatures - one of my presents is "A Factometer thermometer - 97% mostly true" Which reckons 40 F is "ideal for serving most craft beers". Merry Xmas to all |
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shameless (ne)
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Ian...I don't drinks no Coors....cuz I pee'd in the stream above the factory, and i'm afraid i'll gits it back ina can!
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Ian Beale
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Shameless That it was American beer indicates your tastes? In the spirit of Mad Magazine "complete the advertising slogan" "Coors Beer - brewed with Rocky Mountain spring water. Lots of it" |
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shameless (ne)
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don't ask....how I knows this!
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shameless (ne)
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bet ya'll didn't know that you can drinks more American beer that's warm, than you can when it's cold!
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Ian Beale
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John Actually the Brits use cellar temperature And for real warm beer. Pre the event of decent refrigeration in the Oz outback (where snow is in imagination only and the water cooler might be 100F) Southwark beer from South Australia was a winner. Described as "Cold, the worst beer in Australia. Hot, the best". Comment from the north suggests that Victoria Bitter is its current replacement. |
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JohnCO
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Don't forget the British, they like warm beer too!
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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shameless (ne)
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you gots yer PVC framework and tarps hung yets?
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darrel in ND
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Uhhhhhh, I guess no one wants a warm beer, cept Germans. Darrel
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shameless (ne)
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BINGO!...top that...Darrell! LMAO
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Ian Beale
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Pretty bloody cold IMO Darrel - it is all relative. If you're inside a snow storm seems to have two pluses over a dust storm Looks a lot cleaner Does a much better job of keeping the beer cold |
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darrel in ND
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Shameless, if you don't quit describing snow as "pretty", I'm going to come down there and. ......well, I don't know what I'm going to do, but it ain't gonna be pretty. Darrel |
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pretty...wasn't it?
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Ian Beale
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And I have looked out of a plane at Bismark in deep winter and was glad that I was just passing through
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Ian Beale
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Seems to me Darrel that you need the Shamless National Bank to finance the putting of your shed on a rotator so you can keep the closed end pointing at where the wind is coming from?
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shameless (ne)
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that might fly by yer nurse better than you askin for one! lol
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darrel in ND
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You are absolutely right, Shameless. I've dreamt of a heated shop ever since I was a little boy. Just guess I never got my chit together enough to get one. I am not giving up on the idea. My son who is on board with me now, shares my passion for working on stuff, fabricating, building, welding, restoring, and all of that fun stuff. I hope we can get a shop for him soon, so that he can enjoy it for his lifetime. Darrel
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shameless (ne)
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me also thunks....you need to build you an enclosed shop building! you ain't gittin no younger!
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darrel in ND
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Think I'll take out a loan from the Shameless national bank, buy that M100 in Minot, run it over to Tioga and have Mitch puts a little fix on it, then haul it home and have a good use able road grader. Keep the other two, and fix them when times is better. Darrel
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darrel in ND
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Would have to move rock hard snow for 2 days to even get to it now. Darrel
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shameless (ne)
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well?....have ya done anything yet? i'll bet it's feeling good that you will be re-doing it so it can go play! don't hurt it's feeling now! you gots a tent/shop built yets? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? whew!
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shameless (ne)
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you gots all winter now!
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darrel in ND
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Yep Ian, got the stuff you sent me, plus found a complete manual, too. Just short of time. Darrel
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Ian Beale
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Oops
Now I've got through the CRAFT* I see I've done this. * CRAFT = can't remember etc |
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